The Cellulite Massage Mystery Solved!

After our friend and favorite NY Post writer Danica Lo commented on our cellulite massage pic, we now have a solid understanding of what the procedure actually entails.   In Danica’s words:

They gel you up and take this vacuum roller contraption and suck your fat up and roll it around as they move the thing around your butt and thighs. It’s like a Zamboni for your ass.

After some some intense investigation here in Budapest, we also turned up this shocking picture!

The cellulite massage in action!

Now, if we can just figure out what why the massage guy was naked in the Hungarian bath house we will have unlocked all of Hungary’s secrets!

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