The Cellulite Massage Mystery Solved!February 12, 2009
They gel you up and take this vacuum roller contraption and suck your fat up and roll it around as they move the thing around your butt and thighs. It’s like a Zamboni for your ass.
After some some intense investigation here in Budapest, we also turned up this shocking picture!
Now, if we can just figure out what why the massage guy was naked in the Hungarian bath house we will have unlocked all of Hungary’s secrets!