Thanks to Julia Mouk for pointing this out to me!
Hillarious video!
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bad_boy_fencing_star_implicated
This isn’t the first time The Onion has used fencing…
New Fencing Suit May Give Competitors an unfair Advantage
http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/new_fencing_suit_may_give
