By now, you’ve all heard the devastating news that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce. You might be wondering, how do I know I’m in the perfect relationship?
According to a Glamour Magazine post, one of the signs is FENCING! Yes, the sport of fencing! So, if you’re relationship is in trouble, you may want to consider picking up this ancient sport to save it before it is too late!
From the Glamour article:
Sign #3 Fencing
You two fencers are quite lucky. You will consistently have a graceful way to work out your aggression toward each other, resulting in fewer petty arguments. Plus, I bet post–match sex is hot. You know how in, like, every movie that has fencing in it, there’s a scene when you think it’s a guy and then the helmet comes off and it’s a woman and she flips her hair? So. Hot.
New slogan for fencing: The couple that Stabs Each Other stays Together?
Mmmm…better ideas?
